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Thursday, June 2, 2011

funny leave letters....:)






Some people seriously
do not know how to write letters,take
examples and enjoy........



1.  
An employee applied for leave as follows:



Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please
sanction me one-week leave.




2.    An employee who's
daughter was getting married and needed to apply for leave:

As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.



3.  As my mother-in-law has expired and I am the only one
responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.




4.    Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:



Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock
and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave.




5.  I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.



6.    A leave letter to the headmaster:



As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you
to leave me today.




7.  As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.



8.    Covering note:  I am enclosed herewith.



9.  Another one:



Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below.



10.  My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only
husband at  home I may be granted leave.




11.  I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.



12.  A candidate's job application:

This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for



the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am
applying for the post.



Cheers,



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