A Desi chap was deeply in
love with a pretty girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to
talk to her in person.
So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter
of proposal to her.
HE
WROTE :
Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and
much mediation, I have a strongindication to
become your relation.
As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication,
that I have passed mymatriculation examination
(no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation).
What do you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according
to the glorificationof modern
civilization and
with a view to the expansion of the population of
presentgeneration. On your approbation of the application,
I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
and if such obligation is worthy ofconsideration it
will be our argumentation of the joy and exaltation of
our joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion; To remain victim of your fascination.
SHE ANSWERED :
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congratulation for your lengthy narration of
course full of affection aimed at an affiliation for
acombination which on examination I
find is a fine presentation of your ambition.
You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,
what about my graduation after a long botheration,
so improve situation in education and make an application by acquisition of
post graduation and minimum qualification for
the convocation and before taking your photo forcirculation undergo beautification.
Further strict observation of the following conditions is
the regulation for the determination of
our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that
you are not a victim of any fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.
In anticipation of a solid action instead
of continuation of paper conversation.
I Remain, unaffected by your affection
.
love with a pretty girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to
talk to her in person.
So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter
of proposal to her.
HE
WROTE :Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and
much mediation, I have a strongindication to
become your relation.
As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication,
that I have passed mymatriculation examination
(no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation).
What do you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according
to the glorificationof modern
civilization andwith a view to the expansion of the population of
presentgeneration. On your approbation of the application,
I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
and if such obligation is worthy ofconsideration it
will be our argumentation of the joy and exaltation of
our joint dissimilation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion; To remain victim of your fascination.
SHE ANSWERED :
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congratulation for your lengthy narration of
course full of affection aimed at an affiliation for
acombination which on examination I
find is a fine presentation of your ambition.
You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,
what about my graduation after a long botheration,
so improve situation in education and make an application by acquisition of
post graduation and minimum qualification for
the convocation and before taking your photo forcirculation undergo beautification.
Further strict observation of the following conditions is
the regulation for the determination of
our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that
you are not a victim of any fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.
In anticipation of a solid action instead
of continuation of paper conversation.
I Remain, unaffected by your affection
.
1 comment:
Hay, this is so funny!
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